Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..is a full time job (28%)
• ..It's mostly because of my bladder (16%)
• ..is optional! (8%)
• ..is a good start for the afternoon. (8%)
• ..Is easy ... getting up off the floor is the hard part. (8%)
• ..Takes Planning and Courage (8%)
• ..Is considered to have been accomplished if any part of you is touching the floor. (4%)
• ..Is a decision to be made every morning. (4%)
• .. is no small accomplishment! (4%)
• ..getting at it up every hour to bathroom (4%)
• ..Can often be considered a full day's workout! (4%)
• ..Depends entirely on whether or not I want to keep my job. (4%)
• ..No different, I've never been able to get myself out of bed. (0%)
• ..Is my first success of the day (0%)
• ..is an affirmation that I'm still kicking (0%)
• ..Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. Is hearing Snap, Crackle & Pop before I get a bowl of cereal. (0%)