April Puns are about Shoes
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Man is in a shoe shop trying on a shoe. Said to assistant, "It's too tight!" She replies, "Try it with the tongue out." Man: "It'th nho ghood, it'th thtill thoo thight!"
(32%)
- Being a shoe is my sole purpose.
(23%)
- I used to be a shoe salesman, until they gave me the boot.
(14%)
- Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.Why should you wear good shoes in a fight? You’ll never see de feet.
(9%)
- I took a test on shoes. Totally laced it!
(9%)
- What did the shoe say when it found its match? “I’ve found my sole mate!”
(5%)
- My wife said I should get high heels for her birthday. I'm getting some weird looks as I walk down the street
(5%)
- my soles go to church once a week
(5%)
- Q. What do you call shoes made of bananas? A. Slippers.
(0%)
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