I HAD All My Ducks in a Row
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..I must confess, I used Duck Tape.
(30%)
- ..Then Elmer Fudd came along and they took off
(19%)
- ..But things ended up not all they were quacked up to be...
(15%)
- ..Until my dog chased them off
(7%)
- ..Then one took a Left turn to Albuquerque
(7%)
- ..until hunting season opened, and then they got picked off one by one.
(4%)
- ..then they opened Duck Season.
(4%)
- ..Until they started bubbling around..
(4%)
- ..Until I had the biggest urge for Duck ala orange.
(4%)
- ..But I turned my back, and they moved
(4%)
- ..Now they resemble a Rorschach Ink Blot.
(4%)
- ..but I looked away for only a second, and the ducks scattered. Next time I'll use decoys!
(0%)
- ..but the park ranger stopped them and admonished me for my bad influence.
(0%)
- ..Now I don't.
(0%)
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