When I Was Born I Was So Ugly
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..The doctor slapped my mother
(17%)
- ..To this day, the doctor is still in therapy for PTSD
(14%)
- ..they thought I came out the wrong hole
(14%)
- ..They put tinted windows on my incubator
(10%)
- ..my father fainted (as did everyone else in the delivery room)!
(7%)
- ..And I still am!!
(7%)
- ..I can make Onions cry.
(7%)
- ..I wanted to turn into a swan and did
(7%)
- ..My dad thought they had twins.
(3%)
- ..the Obstetrician suggested that I be put "back in the oven for a spell to see if that helps."
(3%)
- ..They slapped my face instead.
(3%)
- ..They called in Stephen King to film it
(3%)
- ..I won first place in the Mick Jagger look alike contest
(3%)
- ..That the midwife wasn't sure which way up to hold me
(0%)
- ..My parents signed me up to be a main attraction at a circus
(0%)
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