Humpty Dumpty Really Fell Off the Wall Because
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..he was pushed!
(26%)
- ..his sense of equilibrium was "scrambled"!
(18%)
- ..He had a little too much totty to drink
(6%)
- ..He got spooked hearing that hog sizzling on the roof and knew he was next.
(6%)
- ..It didn't have handrails to hold
(6%)
- ..he wasnt a flat bottom woman
(3%)
- ..He thought that he could make his own egg roll
(3%)
- ..Was feeling a bit too Egg-centric
(3%)
- ..The moral of the story is....Don't tell bad jokes...
(3%)
- ..He couldn't handle as much nog as he boasted
(3%)
- ..Fall rhymed with wall.
(3%)
- ..He didn't have a pot to poach in.
(3%)
- ..His shelf life expired!
(3%)
- ..He really fell off the wagon
(3%)
- ..he got distracted watching all the pretty lady eggs passing by.
(3%)
- ..he hadn't practiced his balance poses from yoga class
(3%)
- ..they didn't require safety belts for the wall.
(3%)
- ..a king's man pushed him.
(3%)
- ..He was into great falls.
(0%)
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