Numbers Puns

Numbers Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

"My girlfriend told me that I'm the only one she's ever had. All the rest she rated higher at seven, eight, or nine." (21%)
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing. (18%)
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't. (14%)
People who think decimals and whole numbers are the same are missing the point. (11%)
The landlady did not let the nine ants inside the room because they were not ten-ants. (7%)
numbers that are always on the move..roaming numerals. (7%)
As we all know that 666 is an evil number but what we did not know is that 25.8069758011 is the root of evil. (7%)
Strike 3 you are out (4%)
My pet snake is exactly 3.14159 metres long. He’s a pi-thon (4%)
Everyone in the class was facing difficulty in calculating the value of X in my math class today. I don't know what is taking them so long. I wrote X equals 10 as soon as I saw the question (4%)
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Votes: 28