Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you wake up at 3:00 and forget if you've gone to bed yet. (19%)
• ..when.....when..... What was the question? (15%)
• ..When you enter a room and forget why your there..... (11%)
• ..You get to meet new people every day (11%)
• ..you don't recognize the person in the mirror (7%)
• ..You have difficulty doing daily tasks. (7%)
• ..when you hear your favorite songs in an elevator. (7%)
• ..When you forget where you put your car keys (4%)
• ..you're convinced that Ronald Reagan is still the President. (4%)
• ..you turn 60. (4%)
• ..In the middle of a sentence, you forgot what you were talking about....I think, not sure...what? (4%)
• ..when yesterday is today and tomorrow is today (4%)
• ..You have to ask your spouse how old you are. (4%)