Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I cut the cheese (24%)
• ..you laugh so hard you pee in your pants (20%)
• ..I cut my hair. (16%)
• ..you cut your finger (after slipping on a banana peel). (8%)
• ..you watch me try to take care of it! (8%)
• ..When I passed out (8%)
• ..When I fell into the air conditioner face first (8%)
• ..I do a magic trick and make it look like my whole finger disappeared. (4%)
• ..I cut up. (4%)
• ..it fell off! (0%)