Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..stop trying to get out of my straight jacket (24%)
• ..put the weapons down (14%)
• ..Stop listening to the nasty voices. (14%)
• ..Eat the green Jello and stay in your room. (14%)
• ..quit telling people that the purple aliens are coming to take us all away! (10%)
• ..start taking my antipsychotic medicine again. (10%)
• ..Stop saying I'm crazy...... (7%)
• ..Stop feeling ashamed and that you're not normal and don't fit in! (3%)
• ..just say you're very busy and don’t keep saying it’s a Madhouse! (3%)