New Years Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- I’m not impressed with the organizers of the New Year’s Eve celebration at Times Square. They always drop the ball.
(27%)
- I don't know what to wear to the living room New Year's Eve.. I might not even go..
(15%)
- What happened to the guy that shoplifted a calendar on New Year's Eve? He got 12 months!
(15%)
- My resolution for the new year was to use as many velcro materials as I could. So far, I am sticking to it.
(8%)
- The New Years party on the moon was cancelled because NASA didn't have enough time to planet.
(8%)
- How do you know you’ve found the New Year’s Eve party? Look for the Auld Lang Sign!
(8%)
- I don't really get why people make resolutions on New Year. I believe that it's something that goes in one year and goes out the next year.
(8%)
- Did you hear about the guy who started fixing breakfast at midnight on December 31? He wanted to make a New Year’s toast!
(4%)
- let the old year out the front door and came right back in the back door
(4%)
- How do you know when Baby New Year is going through puberty? When the ball(balls) drops!
(4%)
Votes:
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