Christmas related Pun
Christmas related Pun

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire together? Frostbite. (25%)
  • As Mrs. Claus knows, good things come to those who bake. (20%)
  • At Christmas, Santa gave new cell phones to all of his staff. Now the workshop's webpage is full of 'elf-ies. (20%)
  • Why shouldn't you sign up for anything with a bunch of Santas? Too many Clauses. (10%)
  • Did you know Santa has another favorite snack besides milk and cookies? Kringle cut fries! (10%)
  • Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas. (5%)
  • The elf on the shelf wanted to be a snowman instead (5%)
  • Yule be fit to be tide when you find out you aren’t getting any presents. (5%)
  • Mark your calendar for when to make egg nog: "Glory! In eggshell this day-o!" (0%)
Votes: 20
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