Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Rudolph's red nose isn't working. (16%)
• ..there's no one on the nice list (12%)
• ..He's in jail for illegal parking tickets (12%)
• ..Santa is lactose intolerant, and the elves are tired of the, laying a finger beside his nose, farts and up the Chimney he goes. 😷 (8%)
• ..gasoline prices are outrageously high! (8%)
• ..Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. (4%)
• ..The elves have been on strike....... (4%)
• ..Everyone is sick (4%)
• ..Just find out he has COVID and the flu (4%)
• ..He's diabetic and can't eat all those cookies. (4%)
• ..because i bought the stores out (4%)
• ..I ain’t been nuthin’ but bad (4%)
• ..Everyone is on the naughty list (4%)
• ..Because nobody's been good, for goodness sake! (4%)
• ..He has stopped believing in himself. (4%)
• ..because of redistricting, he won't find it! (4%)
• ..The good list was not delivered because UPS couldn't access the gas stations up to the north pole.. (0%)