Santa Claus puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- What so you call Santa without a GPS? A lost Claus.
(26%)
- What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm? Looks like reindeer.
(22%)
- A crab met a cat on the beach. Now they both believe in sandy claws.
(15%)
- Christmas is a special time of year, as Santa graces you with his presents......
(7%)
- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
(7%)
- Never sign up for anything with a bunch of Santas. Too many Clauses.
(7%)
- What do you call an elf that runs away from Santa's workshop? A rebel without a Claus.
(7%)
- Someone please take my credit card away – I’ve been spending money left, right and Santa.
(4%)
- I am not fat it is the pillows
(4%)
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