Fire Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- I bought my friend a fire extinguisher. She was delighted
(22%)
- I Googled for ways to light a fire. It said, “No matches found.”
(17%)
- A man sits in his boat, he needs a smoke. He finds his 2 last cigarettes, but no matches. After some though, he throws one of his cigarettes overboard, and immediately his boat becomes one cigarette lighter.
(17%)
- I slept like a log last night to the point that I found myself waking up in the fireplace.
(13%)
- The wick said to the flame, “you set my heart on fire.”
(9%)
- the fire said to the match we are perfect together
(9%)
- Naming your son Arson could be a hot topic for him when he gets older.
(9%)
- All the bystanders thought that the fire spread to the neighbor's house, but it was actually just secondhand smoke.
(4%)
Votes:
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