Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Potato chips? (13%)
• ..Cracking Walnuts.. (13%)
• ..Like celery breaking (10%)
• ..Snap crackle pop (10%)
• ..With all these answers, I'm glad I don't do squats (whatever they are). (10%)
• ..Gears grinding. (7%)
• ..creaky wooden stairs (7%)
• ..Popping Bubble Wrap (7%)
• ..The tin man from the wizard of oz (7%)
• ..Statler and Waldorf, always complaining (7%)
• ..A Velcro Sound Effect (3%)
• ..Are your knees supposed to give out (3%)
• ..At Thanksgiving, the cracking of the wishbone (3%)
• ..Rice Krispies (0%)
• ..Rice Krispie treats (0%)