Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I'm expecting company. (16%)
• ..the GoldToken site is down. (16%)
• ..I hire a maid (10%)
• ..I've got the house to myself. (10%)
• ..When I’m having visitors soon (10%)
• ..I take my glasses off (6%)
• ..when I decide to clean it! (6%)
• ..when i get mad (3%)
• ..When the holidays are coming 🎄 🦃 (3%)
• ..I don't turn on the lights (if you can't see the dirt, it's clean!). (3%)
• ..someone else does it (3%)
• ..It's clean enough to be healthy and dirty enough to be happy! (3%)
• ..When people pick up after themselves (3%)
• ..I'm asleep and in my dreams (3%)
• ..My sister comes round and does all the cleaning. (3%)
• ..when I close my eyes... and imagine how it should be (0%)