Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But I am still a good egg (31%)
• ..$200 for an office visit, and that's the best you can do?!? (25%)
• ..growing old is not for sissies (19%)
• ..I was checked earlier by Dr. B. Gee. I hope I will be stayin' alive. (6%)
• ..What's up with you ? You are older than me. (6%)
• ..fall chicken spring back up (6%)
• ..By no means......I am not a chicken......I'm a hen...... (6%)
• .."You're right! I'm a fall chicken. I'm afraid of falling" (0%)
• ..I couldn't think of a reply, so I didn't say a peep. (0%)