Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..unless they're sleeping in the middle of the road! (21%)
• ..wherever they want to on the sofa (17%)
• ..If you don't wanna get bit! (10%)
• ..so they don't grab what you're eating!! (10%)
• ..They'll tell the truth when they wake up. (10%)
• ..Don't trouble trouble till trouble troubles you! (10%)
• ..But what if they're under oath....... (10%)
• ..Cuz I'm tired of playin fetch.. (7%)
• ..So you can get your housework done. (3%)