Autumn / Fall Puns

Autumn / Fall Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I used to dread walking under Horse Chestnut trees in the autumn. But after years of therapy, I've managed to conker it. (27%)
When I try to find my way in the autumn farm maze, I get very corn-fused and it feels like I'm being stalked. (27%)
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin! (20%)
Don't stop be-leafing. (13%)
Q. What is the cutest season of the year? A. Awwwtumn. (7%)
leaf me alone (3%)
This leaf pile deserves a round of a-paws (3%)

Votes: 30