Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Take the other shoe off and go barefoot! (22%)
• ..You’re either high as a kite, or drunk (19%)
• ..you'll be walking home barefoot. (19%)
• ..Then you lose your shoe........ (11%)
• ..there will be no charming prince to find it. (11%)
• ..make Lemonade. (11%)
• ..You'll walk lopsided and fall flat on your face and get a black eye. (4%)
• ..We will begin by learning how to tie our shoes. (4%)
• ..You've had too much to drink. (0%)