Tennis Puns

Tennis Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I just bought a second-hand tennis racquet for just $1 with no strings attached (44%)
Sweetie-pie, how many points are sure to win a tennis match?" "40, Love." (19%)
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded. (19%)
One ball said to the other: "Keep the racket down!" (9%)
It is not a good idea to play tennis in a court because you could get arrested. (6%)
Two tennis players decided to take a drive off road, before they knew it they were in a rally. (3%)

Votes: 32