Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..it's not your car (24%)
• ..You forgot to put clothes on before you left the house. (16%)
• ..you have locked yourself out of your Car and it's still running (12%)
• ..that the coffee cup you put on the roof is no longer there... (8%)
• ..You left it in drive.. (8%)
• ..that your wife’s car is already at the strip club. (8%)
• ..why I was in my car, leaving or coming (4%)
• ..You still have your PJ's and bunny slippers on. 😲 (4%)
• ..you left your shopping list at home (4%)
• ..you have no idea where you are! (4%)
• ..the store is closing soon and you left your purse/wallet at home. (4%)
• ..There's a crowd of people just staring at you. (4%)
• ..That you just got IN because you were leaving, not coming. (0%)
• ..you have no place to go! (0%)
• ..you have been driving with a six-pack on the roof (0%)