Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..wear clean socks and underwear as you never know when you will have an accident (22%)
• ..Your hands to yourself. (17%)
• ..All your ducks in a row.... (13%)
• ..my mouth shut and eat my dinner (13%)
• ..minding your P's and Q's (I still don't know what that means) (9%)
• ..your family members close. (9%)
• ..silent and don't gossip, never believe anything you hear and only half of what you see. (4%)
• ..Up with the families traditions. (4%)
• ..Believing and do what makes you feel good. (4%)
• ..On driving her to drinkin, If I don’t stop driving that hod rod Lincoln (4%)
• ..My nose to the grindstone (0%)