Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..But, she is our new resident in the mental ward and she likes green jello. (17%)
• ..but she shredded all of the kings, queens and jacks because she thinks they were conspiring against her. (9%)
• ..but her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top!! (9%)
• ..But if the shoe fits... (9%)
• ..I’m just saying she’s a few fries shy of a happy meal (9%)
• ..But, I was thinking it! (9%)
• ..I'm saying there were too many aces! (9%)
• ..But she gives new meaning to dizzy blonde (4%)
• ..Ahh Heck, she's not even in the game! (4%)
• ..She's like a BLT minus the Bacon (4%)
• ..dizzy blonde are full decks of crazy (4%)
• ..I ain’t not saying nothing about her deck (4%)
• ..I'm saying she was dealing from the bottom of the deck. (4%)
• ..That would be a double negative--I'm saying she was dealing with a full deck. (4%)
• ..but I didn't see any evidence of more than a three and a Joker... (0%)
• ..but when she played patience all her cards were red (0%)