Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..So I took the watch! (19%)
• ..That sounds like a fair trade! (16%)
• ..And I asked, why? Do they do tricks? (16%)
• ...so I did!!! (13%)
• ..I don’t drive I see enough of them on the bus (10%)
• ..What kind of watch....... (10%)
• ..So I gave one my Timex (6%)
• ..and thought "How do you expect children to be able to wear that?" (3%)
• ..so I took my children there to watch (3%)
• ..A person's a person no matter how small! (3%)
• ..Children and the elderly (0%)
• ..Honey, I shrunk the Kids. (0%)