Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Talk to the shepherd instead (26%)
• ..PRAY (11%)
• ..have bah'ed dreams. (11%)
• ..Play games on GT until I get sleepy. (7%)
• ..count my blessings (7%)
• ..get some z's. (7%)
• ..Try To Stay Awake.. (7%)
• ..Count cockroaches (4%)
• ..Try to remember if I have Amnesia or Insomnia (4%)
• ..Count cow farts! (4%)
• ..Count bison they're a lot bigger so I fall asleep faster. (4%)
• ..turn the TV on to a baseball game . . . works every time! (4%)
• ..I sleep with a sheepish Count (4%)
• ..I count how many bills have been signed since 2020... (0%)
• ..Lay and look at the ceiling (0%)