Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..You are never asked about senior discounts anymore (23%)
• ..You and your teeth don't sleep together (19%)
• ..When what they call old people are the same age as you! (8%)
• ..You sit in a Rocking chair and can’t get it going (8%)
• ..When you put your pajamas and slippers on when you used to go out! (8%)
• ..the President is younger than you. (8%)
• ..you wonder if you're getting older. (8%)
• ..You used to be up all night, and sleep all day, now its sleep all night and up all day. (4%)
• ..You are sagging in places that shouldn't sag. (4%)
• ..You have aches and pains and you only have 4 teeth left (4%)
• ..You complain about someone not picking up their ringing phone when it's your own phone that's ringing. (4%)
• ..People keep telling you how young you look (4%)
• ..U forget everythin (0%)