Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Feed him spinach so he can be a sailor. (31%)
• ..Or they may always be "horsing" around! (23%)
• ..Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive them old trucks, Let ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such.... (15%)
• ..They're not "America's Team" any more. (12%)
• ..Ummmm, to late.... (8%)
• ..first warning sign: your baby want to lasso and hog-tie the dog. (8%)
• ..don’t be Silly, you know you can’t do Both! (4%)
• ..That’s from Willie Nelson 1 of my favorites (0%)