Shopping Puns

Shopping Puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar. (23%)
I wanted to buy a camouflage shirt, but I didn’t see one (19%)
I love boat shopping. Especially when the sails are on. (15%)
I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom. (15%)
I went window shopping today. I bought 4 windows 🪟 (15%)
I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident. (12%)

Votes: 26