But Officer, I Was Just Running
But Officer, I Was Just Running

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

  • ..Because the sign said ‘don’t walk’ (25%)
  • ..I had to go to the bathroom 😲 (13%)
  • ..for political office! (6%)
  • ..Ummmm....What was the question again.... (6%)
  • ..away from the Bank's Security Guards (6%)
  • ..from my Mother-In-Law, she has a frying pan! (6%)
  • ..to get to court on time, I'm representing a client against a state police officer in a criminal case. (6%)
  • ..And that’s not even the booze talking! (3%)
  • ..to the trunk get a Drink of water and it’s your fault for waking me up as I was passed out for your shoes getting dirty (3%)
  • ..away from home! (3%)
  • ..away from a weird old man making unwanted passes to me!! Smiling (3%)
  • ..Away because I thought you were going to return my husband to me.. (3%)
  • ..like the energy bunny (3%)
  • ..To give you a donation for the Policemen's Fund! (3%)
  • ..an errand for your mom Smiling (3%)
  • ..the blender. You like your bellini with peaches or strawberries? (3%)
  • ..to the hospital, after rescuing a cat from a tree, after putting out a fire, after helping a little old lady cross the street . . . (3%)
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