Topic Vegetables
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a vegetable patch? Potatoes have eyes, the beans-talk and the corn have ears
(30%)
- Lettuce rejoice! I love vegetables from my head tomatoes.
(22%)
- What do you call beans that have been in the sun too long? Baked beans!
(13%)
- What kind of vegetable can you grow in your basement? Cellar-y!
(9%)
- Why did the corn stalk get angry with the farmer? He kept pulling her ears.
(9%)
- Why was the celery embarrassed? It walked in on the salad dressing.
(9%)
- Did you hear about the vegetable's trip? It's going into un-chard-ed territories!
(4%)
- What do vegetables want more than anything in the whole world? Peas on earth.
(4%)
- vegetable undergarment-bra-colli!
(0%)
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