Coffee Puns
Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns
- The guy in front of me at the deli ordered a beef burger and a veggie burger. The order taker called out: "Two burgers. One regular and one de-calf.
(31%)
- What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don’t know, but that’s certainly grounds for divorce!
(25%)
- What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
(13%)
- What’s coffee's favourite Bob Marley song? Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
(6%)
- What did the new barista say about her job? Working here has lots of perks.
(6%)
- She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
(6%)
- Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
(6%)
- I once had Michael Jackson to the house, when I asked him how he liked his coffee he said that it don't matter if it's black or it's white.
(6%)
- What’s the best Beatles’ song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be!
(0%)
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