Sleep puns

Sleep puns

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

How do baby bats learn to sleep upside down? They slowly get the hang of it. (67%)
What do you call a sleeping woodcutter? A slumber-jack (33%)
What do you call the medical condition where your feet go to sleep? (0%)
When you dream in color, is it a pigment of your imagination? (0%)
In my dream, I was chased and run down by a wild horse. It was a nightmare. (0%)
Did you hear the one about the dog who sleeps on a chandelier? He’s a light sleeper. (0%)
What dinosaur makes the most noise when he is asleep? Tyrannosnorus. (0%)

Votes: 3