Sorry I'm Late
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..I'm late, I'm late.... for a very important date!
(23%)
- ..But don't worry, I'll leave early to make up for it.
(19%)
- ..I forgot what day it was...
(15%)
- ..My husband would not stop for directions!
(8%)
- ..I thought the white rabbit was going to the same party and I followed him down the rabbit hole
(8%)
- ..But I ran into a lens grinder and made a spectacle out of myself.
(4%)
- ..but there was road construction, so I took a different route assuming I know better than Google Maps.
(4%)
- ..Made a big mistake and used the GPS in my car..
(4%)
- ..Ummm No, No I'm not..
(4%)
- ..But..well now that's a long story!!
(4%)
- ..But not as sorry as the guy coming from behind me!
(4%)
- ..and what is your name?
(4%)
- ..but the dog buried my car keys in the yard and I had to use a metal detector to locate them and then dig them up.
(0%)
- ..but I was enjoying myself somewhere and had to drag myself away to be here
(0%)
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