Growing Up I Was So Poor

Growing Up I Was So Poor

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..we'd walk down the street with one shoe on, and people would ask "did you lose a shoe?" and we'd say "No...I Found One!" (23%)
..Our pets lived next door. (16%)
..That we didn't know any different. (10%)
..that we had to share an outhouse with three other families! (10%)
..We were still happier poor than having everything (10%)
..that when we ran out of food we made mayonnaise sandwiches I still eat them (6%)
..we lived in a shoebox in middle t' road (6%)
..How poor was I? (6%)
..could even afford dirt sandwiches! 😲 (3%)
..My eyes didn't even match! (3%)
..I never had much luck... If I didn't have bad luck, I would not have any luck at all. (3%)
..we had to rent a basement apartment - under a mobile home. (3%)
..mom put souring milk in baby bottle. (0%)
..and our house so small, that even the mice were hunchbacked (0%)

Votes: 31