Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..when your spouse calls you another name. (17%)
• ..When your Spouse passes after your 47 wedding anniversary (17%)
• ..Honeymoon.....What Honeymoon??? (14%)
• ..When you get home and the bill for honeymoon is in the mailbox!! (10%)
• ..when work is more fun than going home. (10%)
• ..When you end up doing all the work. (7%)
• ..when the annulment papers come through (7%)
• ..When the dish runs away with the spoon (7%)
• ..when you start wondering if the relationship is right for you. (7%)
• ..when the police show up to take you away (3%)