True Crime

True Crime

Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

A large hole appeared overnight on the freeway. Police are looking in to it. (20%)
Crooked teeth are criminal.. Luckily a few years behind bars usually straightens them out.. (16%)
If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness? (12%)
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. (12%)
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison is a small medium at large. (8%)
A gang of thieves is going around the county stealing road signs for scrap metal. They really pulled out all the stops. (8%)
A lingerie thief gave a police officer the slip (8%)
They tried to keep a locksmith in prison, but the nut bolted. (4%)
The case against a donut thief was full of holes. (4%)
Did you hear about the mascara murder unsolved mystery? They reckon that the investigation was a cover up (4%)
It may be a while before the theft of all the toilets from town hall is solved. The police have nothing to go on. (4%)

Votes: 25