I Try to Watch What I Eat
Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences
- ..Yes, I watch it go from my plate to my mouth. 😁
(28%)
- ..No....no I don't, You only live once.
(16%)
- ..but my eyes aren't fast enough.
(12%)
- ..I wouldn’t want it to get away.
(12%)
- ..But then something better comes on the TV.
(8%)
- ..You've heard that a watched pot never boils.. the darn food has no chance
(8%)
- ..I am not a glutton- I am an Explorer of food!
(4%)
- ..but sometimes what I'm eating is watching me.
(4%)
- ..but the plate is normally piled so high it's hard to see everything
(4%)
- ..and then I try not to watch my stomach and hips get bigger and bigger.
(4%)
- ..But, it goes in my mouth so fast I can't see it all.
(0%)
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