My Mama Always Said

My Mama Always Said

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..something, but I was never listening (21%)
..Don't play ball in the house (12%)
..Life was like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get (9%)
..there'd be days like this. (9%)
..you're gonna be in BIG TROUBLE when your father comes home! (9%)
..that if you tell ONE lie, you'll probably end up telling 10 more to get out of it. (6%)
..Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. (6%)
..I hope your kids turn out just like you! (6%)
..Always wear clean underwear (6%)
..if you can't bear it bare it and grin. (3%)
..Don't follow other's, just be yourself. (3%)
..Brush your teeth or they will rot out. (3%)
..Stop fighting with your brothers.. (3%)
..What goes around comes around, so think before you speak or act. (3%)

Votes: 33