Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..you jump out of bed full of energy and rarin' to go! (21%)
• ..My manager tells me that I don’t owe any more rent because she has been over Charging me for years (15%)
• ..You have to be asleep to believe it (12%)
• ..My mom and dad are present... (9%)
• ..When there's peace and harmony throughout the world (9%)
• ..You won a million dollars in the lottery 🤑 (6%)
• ..You wake up and nothing has changed! (6%)
• ..There is not one word of Covid in any of the media! (6%)
• ..the news reports that a politician admitted to making a mistake. (6%)
• ..You hear Boris Johnson has resigned (3%)
• ..James Bond eliminates Vladimir Putin. (3%)
• ..player icons jump out of the screen and say (3%)