Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..and no bottle opener (26%)
• ..Not after last night......... (13%)
• ..I got drunk singing 99 bottles of beer during a game of brew opoly.. (13%)
• ..But they're ALL EMPTY! (10%)
• ..Hey... This is root beer! (6%)
• ..There was till you pulled out the bottom one! (6%)
• ..until I and my buddies got to them!😃 (6%)
• ..where's the ladder? (3%)
• ..Drink one down. Drink one down. . . Drink one down. Another squirrel on the floor. Can't see the wall anymore. (3%)
• .."Take one down and pass it around" (3%)
• ..is what happens when you hire a fraternity to decorate your home. (3%)
• ..Hiccup.... no more 99 bottles of beer.. (3%)
• ..Oh Yeah! (3%)
• ..who wants warm beer? (0%)