Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..Let them find out for themselves! (19%)
• ..That you don’t want everyone to know (19%)
• ..Because gossip won't spread through the grapevine about you if you tell no one! (9%)
• ..They already know them, because you talk so loudly. (6%)
• ..Like, We have been stealing your WiFi (6%)
• ..They already know mine, I walk and talk in my sleep 😀 😴 (6%)
• ..And don't listen to theirs or else you will never be seen again. (6%)
• ..Unless you're prepared to sell your home and move far far away. (6%)
• ..Especially if it's about another neighbour. (6%)
• ..A secret is not a secret if more than one person knows.. (6%)
• ..Or coworkers.......maybe once, no never (3%)
• ..Or they be over all the net exposed to everyone (3%)
• ..Because the whole neighborhood's gonna know! (3%)
• ..because it will not be a secret anymore! (0%)