Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I had a Bee in my car 🐝 (15%)
• ..Please don't tell me I ran over another pedestrian--it would be the third one this week! (11%)
• ..I have short term memory, so I'm rushing before I forget where I'm going (11%)
• ..I was rushing to find a bathroom! (7%)
• ..If I guess correctly will you let me go with a warning? (7%)
• ..Have any of those Police Ball Tickets left Officer, I was thinking about maybe taking two?? (7%)
• ..my wife ran away with a cop, I thought you were bringing her back! (7%)
• ..No, it's not a Pullover. I'm knitting a Cardigan. (7%)
• ..Hey Bob, here's your donut and coffee. (4%)
• ..Flayb glornth shtabbleackts ... sorry my translator was down for a moment. (4%)
• ..Just trying to get this dinner over to the old man across town before it got cold. You want some?? (4%)
• ..“Can I help you ossifer?” (4%)
• ..Oh I didn't realize that officer (4%)
• ..the light was still yellow (4%)
• ..your mouthwash ain't makin' it! (4%)
• .."If I fail the breathalyser test, it's because I've been eating wine gums." (0%)
• ..I asked for his license and badge (0%)