Poll assigned to board: Jest for Puns

• What do you give a country that hasn't rang it's bell for war in 100 years? A no bell peace prize (35%)
• Only after getting a food processor did I believe in the possibility of whirled peas (24%)
• My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner. So I took the battery out of the smoke detector (18%)
• Make peace last make war fail (6%)
• I've opened a restaurant called "Peace And Quiet." Kids meals only $150 (6%)
• The path to inner peace begins with just 3 words Not my problem (6%)
• Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize? For his dedication to world hominy (6%)
• Peace or pieces. (0%)