Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..remember you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter (17%)
• ..You should see his boss (13%)
• ..imagine what your boss thinks of you (13%)
• ..It takes one to know one, so shut up and don’t say anything. (8%)
• ..Ever wonder why he takes all of your ideas and make it his/her ideas. (8%)
• ..You should see his secretary 😲 (4%)
• ..No he's not, he did hire me after all (4%)
• ..Then you really don;t know him at all. (4%)
• ..Then you realise how you got your job (4%)
• ..That's okay, I was a rookie once too. (4%)
• ..count your blessings and talk him into a promotion and raise. (4%)
• ..remember that they hired you. (4%)
• ..lose the attitude--otherwise you'll be unemployed real soon. (4%)
• ..you're probably right. Many of them are. (4%)
• ..Remember his name is Peter Principal. (4%)
• ..Then you should of seen me turn up in my pjs (0%)
• ..try being your own boss (0%)
• ..Convince them you there boss and get them to do the work for you (0%)
• ..Mine thought B.Y.O.B on the company picnic notice was "bring your own butter"... (0%)
• ..Remember, he's above you -- that makes you worse than stupid. (0%)