Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off (26%)
• ..I'm now washing my paper plates and don't ask me about the toilet paper. (19%)
• ..as usual, the rich are getting RICHER and the poor POORER!!! (13%)
• ..my penny loafers are now sporting slugs. (10%)
• ..2021 has been declared a "do over". (6%)
• ..this year is 2020 too (6%)
• ..My anticipated retirement age has been pushed back from 65 to 97. (6%)
• ..Almost saw the light at the end of the tunnel when I saw my gas bill. (3%)
• ..We no longer can take Sunday drives. (3%)
• ..I be buying my next membership with good intentions. (3%)
• ..I have to make do with only two Rolls and one yacht (3%)
• ..Money is going to cease production, and we shall return to bartering. (0%)