Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..I was brushing my teeth and I grabbed the hemorrhoid cream tube instead of toothpaste. (13%)
• ..So I bought a hearing aid. (13%)
• ..Never mind. I just needed to clean my eyeglasses. Can see perfectly now! (10%)
• ..When the post said poll is up I thought it said lollipops (7%)
• ..Because I have no idea who the old woman in the mirror is ! (7%)
• ..I'm struggling to see my bank balance as it's got so small (7%)
• ..I keep bumping into old friends. (7%)
• ..I use to stress about my eyesight failing as I got older... But decided it was nature’s way of protecting me from shock as I walk past the mirror. (7%)
• ..I keep making mistakes typing and then get monitored. (7%)
• ..Because now I have to move my head out of the way to turn a page of a book I'm reading. (7%)
• ..Que Sera Sera, what I don't see, won't bother me! (7%)
• ..Second sight is the first thing to go in old Psychics. (3%)
• ..Ok, when do I get my Adult Supervision? (3%)
• ..good thing hindsight is 20/20. (3%)
• ..I see life as it is, and not as it should be. (0%)