I'm Not Clumsy

I'm Not Clumsy

Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

..The floor just keeps hitting my face (16%)
..I'm just testing Gravity (16%)
..Everything just keeps getting in the way! (9%)
..I just thought your dress would look better with a splash of wine. (9%)
..I'm just not flexible (6%)
..it takes real skill to fall completely over nothing. (6%)
..I'm just going to put an out of order sticker on my forehead and call it a day. (6%)
..I’m practicing to be a stuntman (6%)
..My shadow trips me 😁 (6%)
..I'm just practicing for next fall. (6%)
..I am just Frank Spencer (3%)
..I just keep telling myself that breaking things is a good way to declutter. (3%)
..I keep tripping over the new slippers I got for Christmas.. seems they feel like clown slippers (3%)
..Everybody else is more dexterous (3%)
..Don't know why they say I'm like a bull in a china shop ? (0%)
..I can't in everybody way poor Jesse Elvira please move lol (0%)

Votes: 32