Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..until you get shampoo in your mouth and it just becomes a soap opera (20%)
• ..Your neighbours think you're being tortured (17%)
• ..Until some smart pants flushes the toilet!! (13%)
• ..Until you fall down and you realize no one is listening (10%)
• ..Until you see the video your spouse took of you, then sent to everywhere! (7%)
• ..I realized I have Selfie~Steam issues. (7%)
• ..the hot water runs out and your voice becomes two octaves higher! (7%)
• ..Until I slipped on the soap, Causing me harrowing back pain! (3%)
• ..Psycho comes on the TV with the shower scene. (3%)
• ..You see a spider........ (3%)
• ..you hear someone singing the refrain "Will you hurry up in there!" (3%)
• ..The utility company shuts off your water (3%)
• ..you put on your dancing shoes (3%)
• ..you start getting shocked by the microphone. (0%)
• ..you do an encore (0%)