Poll assigned to board: Paraprosdokian Sentences

• ..The farmer told me to get off his property. (18%)
• ..I tried counting sheep, but one was missing and now I’m gonna be up all night worrying (12%)
• ..but my cat kept chasing them away from the bed (9%)
• ..I dosed off before I finished (9%)
• ..but the Border Collie kept getting in the way (6%)
• ..They kept moving around, and I lost count (6%)
• ..The wolf kept on eating them (6%)
• ..I started eating them. I sleep better on a full stomach. (6%)
• ..the sheep would weep to keep me from deep sleep. (6%)
• ..But I'm allergic to sheep...( AH-CHOO )🐑🐑🐑 (3%)
• ..they kept yelling "Wake up and play with us!" (3%)
• ..That dang song Old MacDonald Had a Farm e i e i o kept interrupting my count. (3%)
• ..The shepherd came calling for them and woke me back up! (3%)
• ..They kept jumping around so I couldn’t count (3%)
• ..Their wool kept getting up my nose and causing me to sneeze. (3%)
• ..The baa baas kept me awake!! (3%)
• ..Spent the whole night counting and got to a million then became a mummy walking without sleep (0%)
• ..but there were only five (0%)